LADIES LEGS!

Ingredients:

1 lady

5 eggs

1 brother!!

Steps

1. kidnap a lady
2. say 'NYAHAHA !! I GOT YER LEGS,BABY !!'
3. cut LADY's legs into slices (keep blood for the sauce!)
4. get the eggs,scrap them
5. fry the peels,and throw the inside in the rubbish!
6. when a pretty smell comes from the peels,throw them in yer brother's face!
7. throw BROTHER into fire...he'll scream,don't worry!all brothers do that!
8. cut BROTHER into slices,and put it with the LADY slices
9. throw the mix in rubbish
10. put the blood sauce on fire until it makes a POWWAAA smell
11. throw sauce on the kichen table!

now put the rubbish ban on the kitchen table and enjoy yer meal!